Ridiculous Ritings

I used to blog, and many of those stories became Ridiculous Ritings – a collection of tales that are longer than a paragraph and shorter than a short story. Everything here is free to read, although you may wish that you’d been paid to do so on some of them.

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So over the last few months, I’ve been fighting off a recurring problem which I…

Weddings

This one was written a while ago – but it seemed appropriate to bring out…

Independence Day

Epipremnum aureum. Common name, Pothos. Derived from the Latin Vulgate meaning that which grows and…

Valentine’s Day – A History

Fluorescent Lighting. Buying Heath a book called “The Superior Person’s Book of Words”. Carpool lanes…

Memories of Easter

What is Easter? Where did it come from? Is it solely a Christian holiday to…

Music Makes a People

I originally published this in 2003, and it’s long, so grab a soda and sit…

The Great Halloween Masacre

A short story from many, many, many years gone by… Is everyone feeling hella good???…

Beware the Hemicrania

Many years ago I wrote this thing… I get headaches all the time. Not those…

Words

As you all know, I’m a huge fan of words. Actually more than just a…

The Alphabet Song Part II

There isn’t a part one. Well, there was, but it was crap. Not that part…